That's all you men seem to think about! All you want to do is play, smoke, have sex, eat, etc. With no regard for the woman of the house! I think it's disgusting how you constantly...oh no...gotta go.......HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT MY COMPUTER??? HAVEN'T I TOLD YOU NOT TO...YOU'VE ALREADY LOGGED ON, HAVEN'T YOU? DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME YOU DID THIS? (yes...) WELL, DO YOU WANT TO HAVE TO WEAR MAKEUP AND SUNGLASSES AGAIN??? DO YOU?? (no..) THEN MAY I SUGGEST YOU ASSUME THE POSITION. THAT'S RIGHT. UH HUH. YEAH RIGHT THERE. AND OVER THERE. THAT'S IT. YOU MISSED A SPOT. OK, NOW PUT THE BROOM DOWN AND WASH THE DISHES. (yes dear. sorry dear) HEY, IS MY VOICE-TYPER ON?????????

uuuummmmm Accuse me wtf was this??? ummmm tailgait

uuuummmmm Accuse me wtf was this??? ummmm tailgater.. Are you a Women by chance? have ya had a few to many?
are you Tailgater's soon to be ex-wife/ex-GF??
is PMS= Pack-My-Suitcase setting in here??
Ok NM I dont wanna know. I have spent to much thought on this already.. Time to move on to something pleasing!!!!!
Oh Yea Guy's btw I kicked my GF to the Curb a few weeks ago she was Complaining to much about the time I dont spend at home!! on her way out, I explained to her
Someone has to pay the Bill's around here and since she wasn't working I was spending the Time I was to be home!!!! Making up that little extra that comes in Handy!!! She has been getting alot of conversation in with me lately tho.. its my Voice on the Answering machine.....hehehehe.. I think she likes it!!!!!

Um....uh....O...K...(?)

Sorry....For a minute there, I thought I logged on to www.rickilake.com 🙂

Sorry....For a minute there, I thought I logged on to www.rickilake.com 🙂

Tailgater...You're suppose to say "NO" to drugs.

Just say "Yo". Sorry for the brain fart. won't happen again.

tailgater ... are you female?

Oh God, here we go again!!! I'm just being a smart a$$, hehe!

If I am female, I'm fugly. No, not female. Just ignore the failed attempt to simulate domestic hostility in order to squelch earlier comments regading same. Get it?

nope.

I got it and thought it was rather clever. Good job.

apparently this site doesn't allow for "clever". I must resort to slap-stick for now on..."buurrrp !"

now that's funny!!

I have yet to perfect my "pie in the face" sound effect in typeface. When I do, beware!