The day after his wife disappears in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answers his door to find two grim faced Alaska State Troopers .
"We're sorry, Mr Wilkins, but we have some information about your wife", said one of the troopers.
"Tell me,. Did you find her ?" shouted Mr Wilkins.
The troopers looked at each other and one of them said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first ?"
Fearing the worst, Mr Wilkins says, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper says, "I'm sorry to tell you, but, this morning we found your wife's body in Kachmac Bay."
"OH MY GOD !", Wilkins replies. Swallowing hard, Mr Wilkins asks, "What's the good news ?"
The trooper says, "When we pulled her up, she had twelve 25lb King Crabs and 6 HUGE Dungeness Crabs clinging to her and we feel that you are entitled to your share of the catch."
Stunned, Mr Wilkins demanded, "If that's the good news, what is the really great news ?"
The trooper says, " We're gonna pull her up again, tomorrow !"
