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A Belgian, a German, and a Norwegian are stranded on a deserted island. They find a magic lamp, rub it, and a genie appears, offering each one a wish.

The Belgian says, "I want to go back to Belgium, where people appreciate me." Poof! He’s gone.

The German says, "I want to return to Germany, where everything is efficient and orderly." Poof! He’s gone.

The Norwegian looks around and says, "I’m lonely now. I wish my friends were back here with me." Poof! The Belgian and German reappear.

Gene363
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a year ago

#24

Blockhead. 😣

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Gene363
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a year ago

#25

In the 1960s, "carjacking" had a completely different meaning.

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Gene363
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a year ago

#26

Blue Origin Space returns 6 broken dishwashers to Amazon.

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Gene363
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a year ago

#27

Daughter: "Dad, why do men get circumcised?

Dad: "Because women will grab anything that's 20 percent off."

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Gene363
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a year ago

#28

Awesome reply!

https://x.com/FightWithMemes/status/1917809708162810138

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8trackdisco
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a year ago

#29

When I went to weddings in my youth, they’d say “You’re Next.”

Now they say that to me at funerals.

Youth is the party.
Old age is the hangover.

Gene363
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a year ago

#30

New Chik-fil-A add has dropped for Pride Month:

https://cigarbid.freeforums.net/thread/52/new-chik-dropped-pride-month

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MACS
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a year ago

#31

A priest and a politician get to the pearly gates... Saint Peter gives them the grand tour and then shows the priest to his quarters... a small room with a night stand and a desk. Then he takes the politician to his place and it's a big house with all the furnishings and a guest house.

Politician says... hey, what gives? Why does the priest only get a small room and I get a mansion?

Saint Peter says... we got a million priests. You're the first politician that's ever made it.

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