Plowboy221
a year ago
He’s probably pretty busy, have some good intel that Jonesy is actually Donald J Trump
Plowboy221
a year ago
He’s probably pretty busy, have some good intel that Jonesy is actually Donald J Trump
8trackdisco
a year ago

Maybe he fell in a dumpster πŸ€”

Ram27 wrote:



For older people, fatal falls at home are common.
Palama
a year ago

For older people, fatal falls at home are common.

8trackdisco wrote:




"Help me, I've fallen!"
DrafterX
a year ago

"Help me, I've fallen! And I can't get it up!"

Palama wrote:



😟
tonygraz
a year ago

"Help me, I've fallen And I can't reach my beer! "

Palama wrote:

Mr. Jones
a year ago
🀬🀬🀬🀬

I'm O.K....
My cabin is not...

F1 / mini burst hit my area...
35+ or more massive old trees down.
One hit my car, blew out rear passenger door and several other dents...
Two trees hit my cabin.
One badly but the old girl held up like a champ.
No electricity for 17 days...
Phone was dead for 5+....
8 trees blocked my very long driveway ...stuck in cabin
For 5 days...
Dealing with USAA adjusters , car and hut.
Roofer, tree removal company, electric company, Verizon, window replacement co., structural engineering firm...

Sitting on porch swing ...the sky turned crazy white and grey...
Radio went off with tornado warning...
The Air got a weird static electricity feeling..
Then massive slow raindrops hit roof..
Then 70-100mph winds hit suddenly...
Like a dumb ass i didn't turn my phone to video
Trees 25"-35" diameter trees started bending like saplings, leaves fling everywhere....first tree falls with massive root ball and hits my car, knocks out electric wire, pulls service conduit of cabin, conduit hits ground...then two trees hit the cabin...
Scared the living **** out of me...
Taking wash cloth baths out by pump stand for 17 days...
Well water gave me an instant headache due to cold as ****kk temp.
Lost $100 in food, bought $60 of ice. ..

If FBI-SSG WAS UP HERE ?
I PRAY SEVERAL GOT FLATTENED AND DIED BY OAKS CRUSHING THEIR SORRY CRIMINAL ASSSES...

I heard director comey had to go to a secret service interview about his
"86 47" sea shell post on the internet...
I hope the fry his gangilly tall ass carney side show freakoid A.S.S...
he was on the SQUIRM COUCH at the S.S. HEADQUARTERS...


BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
SCREW COMEY!!!
Mr. Jones
a year ago
Now I can ADD +++

TORNADO SURVIVOR to my
NEAR DEATH RESUME...

9+ FBI-SSG MURDER ATTEMPTS
+1 TORNADO

"10"

I'M a BETTER % THAN A "C.A.T." NOW !!
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£
frankj1
a year ago
Glad you're okay.
Drafter and me wuz about to come up there.

I've missed the squirm couch.
Plowboy221
a year ago
Sounds like the tried to take ya out once again, I’ve recently learned the guberment can target these supercell tornadoes, they just haven’t been able to pin point an exact location for where they can hit. Just within several hundred yard give them time.


In all seriousness glad your okay, was a rough day yesterday here in the Midwest with multiple casualties close to home here.
DrafterX
a year ago
Did you **** your panties..?? πŸ˜•
Stogie1020
a year ago
Is the Mr. Coffee ok?

Glad you are OK, I hope all the administrative bs with insurance works out.
Gene363
Ram27
a year ago

Now I can ADD +++

TORNADO SURVIVOR to my
NEAR DEATH RESUME...

9+ FBI-SSG MURDER ATTEMPTS
+1 TORNADO

"10"

I'M a BETTER % THAN A "C.A.T." NOW !!
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

Mr. Jones wrote:






Welcome back joNeSy... =d> 🍺 🍺 =d>


[ram27bat]
8trackdisco
a year ago

🀬🀬🀬🀬

I'm O.K....
My cabin is not...

F1 / mini burst hit my area...
35+ or more massive old trees down.
One hit my car, blew out rear passenger door and several other dents...
Two trees hit my cabin.
One badly but the old girl held up like a champ.
No electricity for 17 days...
Phone was dead for 5+....
8 trees blocked my very long driveway ...stuck in cabin
For 5 days...
Dealing with USAA adjusters , car and hut.
Roofer, tree removal company, electric company, Verizon, window replacement co., structural engineering firm...

Sitting on porch swing ...the sky turned crazy white and grey...
Radio went off with tornado warning...
The Air got a weird static electricity feeling..
Then massive slow raindrops hit roof..
Then 70-100mph winds hit suddenly...
Like a dumb ass i didn't turn my phone to video
Trees 25"-35" diameter trees started bending like saplings, leaves fling everywhere....first tree falls with massive root ball and hits my car, knocks out electric wire, pulls service conduit of cabin, conduit hits ground...then two trees hit the cabin...
Scared the living **** out of me...
Taking wash cloth baths out by pump stand for 17 days...
Well water gave me an instant headache due to cold as ****kk temp.
Lost $100 in food, bought $60 of ice. ..

If FBI-SSG WAS UP HERE ?
I PRAY SEVERAL GOT FLATTENED AND DIED BY OAKS CRUSHING THEIR SORRY CRIMINAL ASSSES...

I heard director comey had to go to a secret service interview about his
"86 47" sea shell post on the internet...
I hope the fry his gangilly tall ass carney side show freakoid A.S.S...
he was on the SQUIRM COUCH at the S.S. HEADQUARTERS...


BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
SCREW COMEY!!!

Mr. Jones wrote:



Welcome back, mR. joNEs.
That is some serious adversity you've made your way through.
If the SSG can't get you, you can survive Mother Nature taking a wild swing at you.
Stay strong. Keep your feet dry.
RobertHively
a year ago

Now I can ADD +++

TORNADO SURVIVOR to my
NEAR DEATH RESUME...

9+ FBI-SSG MURDER ATTEMPTS
+1 TORNADO


"10"

I'M a BETTER % THAN A "C.A.T." NOW !!
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

Mr. Jones wrote:




Are you sure about that?

I think it WAS an FBI operation-- runnin' their clandestine NEXRAD weather modification tower out of Harrisburg.

Ray was right, those commie A$$ jAcoBIN bastids never rest.

I'm surprised Senator Grassley didn't give you the heads up...

But things just haven't been the same since Putin took over the Appian Way.

Well, glad you're ok Jonesy, and I hope the cleanup goes as smooth as possible.
tonygraz
a year ago
Somehow I knew you were OK Jonesy, but I was still hoping you found a big winning ticket.
Mr. Jones
a year ago
Me too tony!!
Me TOO!!!

I did find a plastic bag in a trash can after I dug down at a grocery store, I could see lottery tickets vaguely inside it...grabbed it out..
( never would have found them unless I dug deeper with a RIGID 16 oz. Plastic coke bottle)..

Pulled out 10? Unchecked tickets..
All $50s, $30s and $20s...
Found:
One $30
One $300

*** TREE CHURTY !!

THEN 2 days ago I won
Two fiddy at the legion
$250 pull tab ticket

Yippe!!!
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