Most cops let you decide whether or not you'll get a ticket.

If you're a ****** to them - ticket.

If your violation was blatant and dangerous - ticket.

If they had to follow you forever before you stop - ticket.

Immediately and safely maneuver your vehicle to the right, off the road enough so the cop doesn't get run over, roll down your front windows, turn down your radio, don't BS him and be polite? - Probably a warning.

And do not get out of your car! Sit still with your hands in sight.

And never, ever, ever suddenly stick your head out the window as he's approaching your car and yell out BOO!

Damn'd near got my head shot off! The guy couldn't take a joke!

If you are a woman show legs and cleavage and the only tickets you will get is to the policemans balls.

I live in Massachusetts so once you hit the border most people just break the directional lever right off. We don't use no directional here. How can you talk on your cell phone, do your make-up and read the paper if you need to use your signals? Then there is the person who puts the signal on in Boston and doesn't turn it off until they hit Cape Cod...........

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We dont use ours up here too much... its too hard to shoot at signs with the shotgun and reload (c: