During an audition on Broadway for a musical, a great song and dance man impressed the agent in the audience. "You are awesome, you got the job...what is your name?'
The singer/dancer replyed " My name is **** Van Lesbian"
The agent, in shock, says " You have to change your name, son."
The man said, " No way...my father's name was **** Van Lesbian, my Grandfather's name was **** Van Lesbian, and my Great Grandfather's name was **** Van Lesbian...I am NOT changing my name.
The agent thought about this, and not wanting to lose this great talent said " maybe we can work something out"...
and to this very day, he is known as ****** Van ****.
