RICKAMAVEN
Saturday, October 8, 2005 6:59:00 PM
george w and his dad went hunting and got a deer. they were dragging it back to their truckk, when another hunter passed them.

he said "if you pulled it the other way it would be easier, the horns wouldn't be sticking in the ground."

they took the hunters advice and george said,

"the hunter was right, this is easier, but we are getting further away from the truck."

andytv
Saturday, October 8, 2005 7:02:00 PM
deer don't have horns
8trackdisco
Saturday, October 8, 2005 7:12:00 PM
Andy,

Its a Maven post.

They are all half true.

andytv
Saturday, October 8, 2005 7:30:00 PM
Yeah, I was just nitpicking 'cause it is a dumb joke.

Actually, its not a bad joke, but it is so universal is loses it's charm.

It could have just as easily been a polish joke, a black joke, or any other ethnicity or person that one wants to ridicule.

Heres a good one;

Rickamaven and Tey decide to go fishing one day so they go to the local lake and rent a rowboat. They have an amazing day, catching fish like they are going out of style.

Towards the end of the day, Rick says, "Hey Tey, lets fish this same spot tommorow".

"OK, but how will we find this spot again??"

"We'll take this chalk, and draw an "X" on the bottom of the boat!"

"Rick, you fool!! How do you you know we'll be able to rent the same boat tommorrow??"

Man....I'm killing me.

:)

jjohnson28
Saturday, October 8, 2005 7:41:00 PM
LMAO! Hey Andy you aint too far from the truth anyway...LOL

JJ

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Saturday, October 8, 2005 7:45:00 PM
Why did rick take a ladder to the bar

he heard the drinks were on the house

Ohhhh please stoppppppppppppppp

jackconrad
Saturday, October 8, 2005 8:08:00 PM
Don't get it?
RICKAMAVEN
Saturday, October 8, 2005 10:18:00 PM
andytv

good one!!

RICKAMAVEN
Saturday, October 8, 2005 10:19:00 PM
ant·ler (²nt“l…r) n. One of a pair of hornlike, bony, deciduous growths, usually elongated and branched, on the head of a deer, moose, elk, caribou, or other member of the deer family.
adroomi
Saturday, October 8, 2005 11:38:00 PM
...ever tried milking one of those cows with only one teat?

Once I came home from school late and my dad was chewing me out for poaching squirrel (I used to keep my .410/.22 over/under in my truck), and my mom came in and asked what all the fuss was. My dad told her I had went out an poached some squirrel, and she looked at us puzzled and said....."why didn't you just fry them?"

My dad and I both laughed until we almost cried.....my mom never figured it out, and I wasn't in trouble any more.....

rugrunner
Sunday, October 9, 2005 5:09:00 AM
Adroomi, cool gun. My first. My dad would issue me 2 rounds(one of each) and tell me to bring him 2 dead things and I could have two more. Had forgotten about that, thanks for the memory jog...
andytv
Sunday, October 9, 2005 6:27:00 AM
Thats a great gun; I had a .222/12 gauge that I'd use for whistle-pigs (PA for groundhog).
8trackdisco
Sunday, October 9, 2005 6:48:00 AM
RICKAMAVEN (Rik-A-MAVE-in) n. Crusty, Socialist, senior citzen usually found in Northern California, usually identified by bright white legs and a Victor Sinclair cigar in mouth. Prone to fits of rage and conspiracy theories.

RICKAMAVEN
Sunday, October 9, 2005 8:32:00 AM
8trackdisco

slight correction

i live in southern cal

i do not have to be prone to have fits of rage. i can have them standing or sitting,

8trackdisco
Sunday, October 9, 2005 8:40:00 AM
Correction noted. Glad you are not only prone to fits.

Variety is the spice of life.

jackconrad
Sunday, October 9, 2005 12:50:00 PM
I dont get it?
adroomi
Tuesday, October 11, 2005 3:32:00 AM
I had a Savage .357/20 Guage as well. You didn't see too many of them. Fun to shoot.
jackconrad
Tuesday, October 11, 2005 10:04:00 AM
I don't get it?