where's the besame and how about a mojito first?

My apologies bloody... all the talk on the misc forum of who's gay and who isn't made me think of that term.

My brother-in-law is Puerto Rican and he used to call me that all the time until I got laid when I was 16.

He and my sister went out for Valentines day and my girlfriend and I were watching their 2 kids, so we did it in his bed. That'll teach him to call me names.

*My sister was mad as hell at me but she couldn't stop laughing, for some reason she thought it was funny*

No reason to apologize, MACS. It was funny!

Now tell Bassdude that if he keeps it up, oops, let me rephrase, if he continues his sexual harrassment, I'm going to send him my personalized copy of "Sulu and his dog Fudgster".
LOL!

Shawn, now that is funny.

True story too. It was a Friday and we were watching Miami Vice on TV. We started fooling around and my girlfriend told me she wanted to "go all the way".

Who was I to say no? Especially when my 16 year old body was screaming HALLELUJAH!!

What ever happened to her?

Guess I shouldn't have asked. LOL!

Well... I joined the Navy and left for boot camp about 18 months later and they shipped me overseas for 3 1/2 years.

My mom loved her too. Her name was Sarah. Before my mom moved to Florida, she would see her once in a while and Sarah would ask about me.

She was so hot. What the hell was I thinking, joining the friggin' Navy?

Hey MACS(SW) ... I know you joined the Navy, but you've just been reassigned to the Swiss Air Force.

Check your front porch ... LOL!

Oh, and Bloody ... your Scheduled Delivery: 02-November-2005, and I made a mistake in the Quantum Notify ...

... Panatela, not Lonsdale ... 😉

This is getting outta control. I likes!!!

it is damn funny, and I ain't done yet...

Pablo,

You da Man!

Charlie

pablo ... your next, right along with Charlie ... bloody's coming up real quick ...

... then bassdude.

It will be over, when I say it's over ... LOL!

Did I tell you all that pablo just recently hit me with 5 lbs of 'green' 100% Kona 'peaberry' ?!? The guy really hit me in my soft spot ... as he knows how much I like to roast my own coffee.

And Charlie? My God ... cigars and a Tommy Bahama Silk Shirt ?!?

You guys are going to wish you never engaged in this little skirmish ... hehehe!

...Smile, Smiles everyone!!!