tarheel4lyf
Wednesday, November 2, 2005 3:42:00 AM
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that

She is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today

tarheel4lyf
Wednesday, November 2, 2005 8:22:00 AM
every time I post a joke here, my thread gets buried so quickly...sheesh
bloody spaniard
Wednesday, November 2, 2005 9:11:00 AM
Try again with some funny material.

You're welcome to use my tractor pic as prop. LOL

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Wednesday, November 2, 2005 10:55:00 AM
prop's are good!

with new material....since we've just read this one!

hehehe

andytv
Wednesday, November 2, 2005 11:35:00 AM
A pan of muffins are baking in the oven.

One muffin says to the other, "Man...its getting hot in here".

The other muffin says, "Holy ****.....a talking muffin!!!".

SteveR@CigarBid
Wednesday, November 2, 2005 11:40:00 AM
Where does the king hide his armies?
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Wednesday, November 2, 2005 11:47:00 AM
Up his sleevies??
bloody spaniard
Wednesday, November 2, 2005 11:54:00 AM
See tarheel, now these guys are funny! LOL!
Charlie
Wednesday, November 2, 2005 12:03:00 PM
"He brought his bitch to the Waffle Hut, he brought his bitch to the Waffle Hut"!

Charlie

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Wednesday, November 2, 2005 12:12:00 PM
not that funny.....didn't have prop's

:(

Charlie
Wednesday, November 2, 2005 12:13:00 PM
I like my humor from the movies, as the following from the LadyKillers will attest!

Waffle Hut Waitress: Have you all decided?

Professor G.H. Dorr: Madam, we must have waffles! We must all have waffles forthwith! We must all think, and we must all have waffles, and think each and every one of us to the very best of his ability...

Charlie

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