You met your wife, I imagine dated for a while and have progressed to marriage and have produced a beautiful little daughter.

How long did you date your now wife before you started passing aggressive gas?

Did you monitor your food intake to lessen the chance of a Gassy Fecal Fiasco during the early phases of your courtship?

What are the guidelines?

regards,

Wondering in Wisconsin

are you really wondering?

My wife swears I started on the 2nd date.

With all the heavy subject matter out there the last few days, I figured I'd try to lighten the mood.

Been married for 10 years. I know what my answer was.

While you're waiting for Andy -

On the 2nd or 3rd date, still in the "trying hard to impress her" phase, I took her to a very nice Italian restaurant. After a full, multiple course meal, we were ready to leave. I walked her to my car, opened the car door for her, seated her and closed the door. I was about to blow up, having held the gas from the heavy meal until I was under severe pressure. As I walked around the back of the car, right beside the license plate, I let it fly. Blew sand in both shoes. What a relief. When I opened my door and got in she was lying across the front seat in hysterics. When she could, she told me that I had shut the tail of her coat in her door. So, she opened it to get her coat out . . . just as I was at the back of the car! She got the full effect of the blast. All she said was . . . "Do ya feel better?"

I married her.

I believe I read somewhere that it is not acceptable to pass gas in front of a lady until you've brought her to orgasm.

Sounds reasonable.

LMAO funniest story I’ve ever heard. luckily my girl don’t care much about that sort of thing. i fact she takes pride in outdoing me at times

I met my wife in the Summer of 1990, started dating her in 1992, and got married in 1998.

I farted in front of her before we were dating for sure.

I would not advise farting on a date when you are trying to make an impression.

when I was started dating my girlfriend (I was a teenager)It was like the third time I had talked to her on the phone and was still living in my mother's house , well while I was on the phone my mother was upstairs in the bathroom , and all of a sudden there was a BOOM BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB blab blab , was so f##king loud my girl friend ask what the heck that was that ( she was at her house on the other end of the phone ) was so embarresed I didn't answer her I just hung up. when I saw her the next day she was in hysterics about it. Sorry not to take away from Tuck's story which was funny as hell,but thought I should share one as well.

Life's most embarrissing moments ,lmao =^-.-^=

I married a good Wisconsin girl, she started it. Even after 17 years of marriage she still gets offended when I do it, but finds it quote humorous when she does.