So this is what the wife does while I'm at my day labor job. Custom blending Stinks with Andy.
How about
Amish Buggy in August (for Andy)
Old Sponge (for Pablo)
BS1 (for Adroomi)
Minuteman mist (for tey)
Rubber Monkey (for Maven)
A Positive (for bloody)
Sweat (for Bassdude)
Me, These days I mostly smell like burnt masonry. Once in a while, I smell like Ben Gay. Fridays evening I smell like money (the wife likes that one).