Hello sir,
I am living in Nigeria and am undersecretary in national oil ministry. I have found a hidden fund of $4 million that I will share with you in return for your assistance.

You need only to bomb me with the top shelf cigars from your humidor and the funds will be deposited into your account right away.

Thanking you for your assistance.

Suliman Newbie

ROFLMAO!!!!!

BTW, the sticks are in the mail.....

funds first
cigars second
noobs always send first
deal?

...cool , call this number and will hook up: 1-800-eat-****

good thing it's toll free.......
he's calling long distance!!



but hey...i'm game!!
i keep my king edwards on the top shelf!
just in case someone opens it up to pilfer a smoke...the get's the kings!


so i send the edwards.....get lotsa money...buy good cigars and put'em on the bottom shelf!!

win win!
hehehe

what bass said ,lol

DED,,,,too f***in funny!

Mark