I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad -- can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass


(sound familiar to anyone?)
Barry

A little too close to home........

Dad?

cough, cough, over here.

This is obviously an attempt to direct hatred towards all older people. I find it offensive...

i am not offended and i believe i am the seniorest citizen around here.

"seniorest"?

OK Barry,Who's been talking to you about me,LOL? X

Geez, yet ANOTHER stereotype...

I'm kidding!

X ... that was seniorest, not Senor-est ... LOL

happy
happier
happiest

dumb
dumber
dumbest

senior
seniorer
seniorest

Si, Si, Senor

LOL at yous guys. X

What?

HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT USED ICE!

Barry

Not me. I have no trouble pooping.

WHAT??