Everybody's favorite clown. Hopefully after November he will be unemployed and available for kiddie parties.

Man ... you're good with that photo program ... I need some lessons!

"...and now for my disappearing money trick -- I'll need a volunteer -- anyone in the audience a wealthy conservative oil man? A filthy-rich (almost $100 grand/yr salary) SUV car dealer will do. You're a lumberjack, sir? You'll do just fine."

Bend over....take a deep breath.....now let it out. See, that was not painful!