"can it bark? does it fetch a stick? does it roll over? no! then throw it in the pot im hungry...lol "
Believe it or not, I have a Parrot that does all of those things plus, plays Peek-a Boo, plays Bang (I shoot him with my finger and he falls over and says, "they got me"), and commands and disciplines my dogs.
When he's bad we remind him that we are eating chicken tonight! LoL
Barry