It took you 6 months to... um... grow that?
I could grow a 'stache that thin in about 6 hours.
Don't be paya-hatin' on a Brother.
I don't go bustin' you up about that Charlie Chaplin meets 70's pornstar cookie duster you are sportin'.
Man, give a **** an even break. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeet!
You think I'm kidding?