6 months?

It took you 6 months to... um... grow that?

I could grow a 'stache that thin in about 6 hours.

MACS Bro, that's how I roll, baby.

Don't be paya-hatin' on a Brother.

I don't go bustin' you up about that Charlie Chaplin meets 70's pornstar cookie duster you are sportin'.

Man, give a **** an even break. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeet!

Cool - I think I still have my whip around here somewhere.

You think I'm kidding?

Don't tease Heather, that's not nice! hahaha

Only me....my girlfriend has a crush on Heather. This is what I get for letting her sit next to me while I cigarbid.