Slim that makes six almost one for each day of the week, some look like they my be womans but they will go nice with my heels & pumps. the only thing the wife and kids may try to make off with four of them so it's possible that I let them borrow some times.

about that box of coronas that you gave the wife I didn't show her them's, I do want to thank you Slim coz if It wern't for you I would not have tryed them Nicaraos and IMO are a very good Nicaraguan and for that I truly thank you my friend.

so this has the makings of a truely great dog fight, this aint over. just coz you hit as hard as you bite don't mean Im going to back down, in your dreams pal...

Thank You

Too bad, Slim. Here's a lady's crochet hankie.

You're gonna need it.

Erik

I remember you telling me once that your wife was getting a little jealous that you got all the 'good stuff' ... and that it really made her day when she got a little someting in there once in awhile ... so I thought she would like the 'Urban Jurgensen' and cigars that were more her size. I knew that you would share (or the other way around ... 😉

I hope your daughter's like their watches as well ... of course I couldn't leave them out. Heck ... with all the stuff you've sent me over the past few months ...

... they deserved a little of the action too !!!

I hope you enjoy the 'Nicarao Minuto' (5 x 42) ... I haven't tried them yet, but I have been working on a box of the 'Piramide' (my favorite size). They get better with a little age on them, I've discovered.

Now ... you can't fault me for sending Christmas presents, can you? Besides ... you sent me an unexpected Christmas present ... so I just had to do the same for you.

A Navy Chief Petty Officer walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

The Navy Chief explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."

"The woman giggles and replies, "Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

The Navy Chief smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast..."

Charlie