The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The University of Kentucky and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
You gotta love those Kentucky women.
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A group of Kentucky friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke of some
kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going
to steal Henry!"
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A senior at Kentucky was overheard saying... "When the end of the
world comes, I hope to be in Kentucky." When asked why, he replied
he'd rather be in Kentucky because everything happens in Kentucky
20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.
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The young man from Kentucky came running into the store and said
to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from
the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?
"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license
number."
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NEWS FLASH! - Kentucky's worst air disaster occurred! When a small
two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of Indiana
students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and Rescue
workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to
climb as digging continues into the evening.
The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery
efforts.
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An Kentucky State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The
trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
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And My Favorite
A man in Kentucky had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the
road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the
car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he
turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem
was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put
flares in the front and flares in the back! I never did understand
it either."
