My aunt is staying at a resort and waterpark here in Green Bay. They invited my family to join them for waterpark fun.
Me, my wife and three year old went to the park. My boy and I had a great time splashing around. We floated down the lazy Elk River, sharing the same tube. Him sitting on my lap facing me, laughing. Father and Son bonding at its best.
And then, with all the excitement, he pissed on my stomach.
"Sorry daddy" about 5 seconds later.
Ah, fatherhood.