The first guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for

my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The

second old guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my

wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The first

old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look

like? The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with blonde

hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white

shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The first old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours".