Everyone have a nice New Year's Eve? Mine was okay. Halle Barry and Brittany Spears both stopped by unannounced. It was nice but kinda awkward--they both wanted to stay after lights out. Things got a bit heated when they commenced fighting over the priviledge but in the end I saved the day by diplomatically suggesting they share me.....Wait a minute, was it just a dream?

Nevermind.

Boy, I gotta learn how to dream like that!! I'd never want to stay awake!!
Wait, WRONG! Gotta have a stogie between dreams!

Mag

I once dreamed that I ate a 50lb marshmallow...


. - when I woke up ... my pillow was missing ...

Raquel Welch and Jacqueline Bisset both broke into my bedroom last night and demanded sex. What could I do? They had guns.

... do you know what they've got between their breasts that an 18 yr old woman doesn't?


- a bellybutton....

Dude - doing them would be NASTY with no alibi !!!

I dunno Jimmy...I saw Raquel "last" year and she STILL looks F.I.N.E.

Can't speak for those two specific women, but Jimmy, I gotta ask ya ... do YOU know what those women have got that gals of 18 don't ... if you do, 'nuff said ... if you don't, I'm suggesting you find out ...

LLT,Ya,they have nice guns. X

jimmy, believe me, at our age, me and X doing Britney and Halle would look TWICE as nasty to you.

I'd do 'em, tho, wouldn't you, X? ;o)

I'd hafta think about it.............YA RIGHT,LOL. X
BTW,yes I would.

ummmm..... I'm thinking ....

Naugh - couldn't do either one of either group ... my wife would leave me and take my cigars ....

Call it love - but we all secretly know that it's fear ... and my wife reads these posts .... so I'm going to shut up and go kiss some ass now for even being involved in this post.

I've only got 6 FF Opus X's left out of the box that I got a few months ago - box almost empty - sitting in the Avallo - want to get another box - so off to kissing ass I go ....

g'night all -

Sounds like the beginning of a very happy new year!!!