her husband.

Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!

We need more butter. Oh NO! WHERE are we going to

get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful.

CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to

me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!

Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget

to salt them. You know you always forget to salt

them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him.

"What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't

know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."