A few years ago, I had a guy named Jesus who worked for me ... I don't think it was THE Jesus tho, 'cause this guy pronounced his name "hey-zuse" and he got deported when the authoritiies found his Green Card to be a forgery ...

.... Steve -

.... hence the POINT of my post ... the "Jesus" hiding in my TRUNK ???

GET IT NOW ???

LOL

I got it right away, but couldn't resist religious naughtiness. There a song called "Jesus Crossed The Rio Grande".

JR ... I recall a drinking song from college days which says repeatedly that Jesus puts his money in the First Security Bank and ends by saying "Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves" ... I'm sure you can well imagine the reactions of t the staid and sober citizens in that area to drunken college kids, let alone blasphemous drunken college kids ... needless to say, not a lot of tears were shed by the locals when some of us packed it up and moved away

We had one that was an old chain gang song called "Anybody Here That Loves my Jesus"! Used to sing that one in the fraternity house while getting bombed!

Charlie

And don't forget Kinky Friedman's "They're Not Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore".

You gotta love Kinky Freidman! He is one of a kind!

Charlie

anyone remember "Dropkick me through the goalpost of life sweet Jesus"? That one sure got em riled up here in the bible belt!

I shoot Black Powder Gun ever Sunday. Last year out of 12 shots, I hit 9 10X's, to those of you that don't know what that means, I put a 50mm ball in a 70mm bullseye, from 25 yards. One of my buddies that day had asked if I had seen Jesus, lol,. Made alot of money and bought a lot of drinks that day. Unfortunately, though I have had some good days this year, have yet to see Jesus again, can't wait for his next visit to the range.

You want to see Jesus , watch " South Park " on the comedy channel on Wednesday nights. On South Park , Jesus has his own tv show .LOL JonR

Riding the train out of The City on my way home tonight, I finished looking at the newspaper and folded it up ... glancing around my end of the train, guess who I saw ???

Yep ... you guessed it ... Jesus himself, sitting no more than two rows of seats away, dressed as a construction worker, totin' his empty Igloo cooler, and still wearing his hard hat with his name stenciled boldly on the front ...

I, of course, thought immediately of this thread and laughed out loud ... several people, including Jesus, looked at me to see what I was laughing about ... how could I possible have ever explained it ??

Jesus, like Elvis is everywhere.

I saw Elvis in a Nashville freeway. He was the passenger in a 72 Impala. It was beautiful.

I would love to attend a herf with Elvis, Jesus, Bill Clinton, George Will, Teddy Roosevelt, George S Patton, Clint Eastwood, Kinky Friedman, Arnold Schwarzenegger and some of you guys and gals on this forum!!! What a diverse group that would be! Any additions?

Charlie

Throw in Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb and Bill Cosby!!!

Charlie

Carmen Miranda and Xavier Cugat.