"My wife says that this new hobby has become rediculous, and I'm not allowed any more storage room in the house."
Mattie... as a man, it is my duty to tell you to grow a set. Tell your wife to put the whip away, then learn how to gratify yourself.
Whackin' it gives you freedom, bro. If the woman ever holds out on you... you won't care.
Now... my wife and I have been together for 18 years, and when we first got together, the coochie was so damn good, i'd have given up cigars in a new york minute, if she'd asked me to. Fortunately for me, my wofe is the BEST.
Now, to have a healthy relationship, you must be open-minded and allow each other your vices, your freedoms, and your space.
Let her know that this is your 'thing'. If she can't understand that, start looking for another wife.
My apologies if I seem blunt, but I know no other way of communicating.