This is Mrs. ray3rd. Who the hell is Homebrew and what did you do to my husband ? The mailman arrived earlier with a box. He was wearing Asbestos gloves !!!WTF ? So my husband gets the box. I wasn't sure if he had a grin on or was scared. So he puts the box down, very carefully. He runs to the other room, and proceeds to put on some Kevlar body armor, a flak vest, some sorta helmet and face shield. WTF I say. I was wondering why he got that stuff the other day. So anyway, he gets the box and brings it outside and puts it down in the middle of our backyard. Mind you, we have an acre of property. I shake my head and walk away when all of a sudden there is this HUGE, Humungous blast. My neighbors are bitchin cause it broke their windows up to 5 houses away in every direction.I turn around and there is my husband about 50 feet away from where the box was. He no longer had the flak vest or for that matter, anything else on. He was smoldering. So I called the ambulence and FD to put out the fire. All my husband has said since was, "Man that Homebrew hits hard." Of course he had a big **** eatin grin on. Damn you Homebrew. Well, the only thing that ended up being good was the huge whole in my backyard. Now we wont have to dig for an in ground pool.
