what if there were no rhetorical questions?

Not PC.. What do you tell a woman that has two black eyes... Nothing, you've already told her twice! (sorry E-, heard that one last night)

I have two on the same line as the one posted above but I don't want to offend anyone.

Go for it Low

Why do women have smaller feet than Men do?

So they can stand closer to the sink while they're doin the damn dishes.

Hear the one about the tall Indian who was nuts over his girlfriend?

A new report shows that there are thousands of battered women in America.

...and to think that for all this time I've been eating them plain...

A new law recently passed in Arkansas.

When a couple is divorced, they can still legally be brother and sister.

These are just jokes.. not to offend just to make you laugh.

RJ

OK RDC...

PLEASE NOTE : The following 2 one liners are NOT my views or opinions. They are just some "jokes" that I have heard over the years. These are NOT PC nor do I agree with them. Thank You...

With that being said:

Q: What do you do when the dishwasher stops working? A: Give her a slap.

Q: What do a thousand battered woman have in common? A: They just don't listen.

Low

If anyone in offended... This was written by Lowman-imposter .

I had a really good one to post, but it looks like this thread has been pretty much buried. Too bad.

Come on LLT, I don't wanna be the straw that broke the camel's back!!