RICKAMAVEN
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 1:31:00 AM
follow the bouncing ball

(To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands")

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.

If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.

If the terrorists are frisky,

Pakistan is looking shifty,

North Korea is too risky,

Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.

If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.

So to hell with the inspections,

Let's look tough for the elections,

Close your mind and take directions,

Bomb Iraq.

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.

Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.

They've got weapons we can't see,

And that's good enough for me

'Cos it's all the proof I need

Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.

If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.

If you think Saddam's gone mad,

With the weapons that he had,

And he tried to kill your dad,

Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.

If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.

If your politics are sleazy,

And hiding that ain't easy,

And your manhood's getting queasy,

Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.

For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.

Disagree? We'll call it treason,

Let's make war not love this season,

Even if we have no reason,

Bomb Iraq.

jreddoch
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 2:22:00 AM
That's pretty funny! Now I can't get that tune out of my head.
tailgater
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 3:27:00 AM
Finally Rick has used actual humor to state his case!

I obviously don't agree with the message, but the delivery is hilarious. Not one pansy liberal cliche has been ommitted.

Fantastic!

plabonte
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 5:41:00 AM
Well, here is my response to that. Same tune differnet lyrics (sorry it isn't as long as Ric's but it is a little more time consuming to have an original thought instead of just copying and pasting all the time)

If the US is on to you claim ignorance

If you’re sure to get the screw claim ignorance

If you are under construction

Of weapons of mass destruction

Then your best bet at this junction claim ignorance

If they found the warhead proof claim ignorance

If chemical labs are on the move claim ignorance

If you think the US is dumb

Just show them two up thumbs

No need to start a scrum claim ignorance

Just claim the war is for oil claim ignorance

Watch US allies become disloyal claim ignorance

And before a war can start

Play the innocent victim part

Plead to bleeding Liberal hearts claim ignorance

If you are known for deceiving claim ignorance

If your people are grieving claim ignorance

If you are misbehavin

You’ll always have safe haven

In the ignorant like RICAMAVEN claim ignorance

THL
  • THL
  • Herf-A-Holic
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 6:18:00 AM
An anti-jingo-jingle; very good!
Charlie
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 7:10:00 AM
Pretty funny!

Charlie

RICKAMAVEN
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 7:30:00 AM
plabonte

see how music can bring us together.

and in the words of the famous what's his name, say anything you want about me, just make sure you spell my name correctly.

plabonte
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 8:18:00 AM
Yes, sorry about that ricK. As soon as I posted it I realized I spelled it wrong. But then again nobody every accused me of being a great speller or typist. Song writer on the other hand.....