The following picture is a stress test developed by leading European psychologists. Using a simple photo of two dolphins, they have used a combination of ancient chinese feng shui techniques and modern scientific research on harmonic resonances to distort the picture slightly.
The practical upshot of this is that you can tell simply by looking at the picture whether you're over the EU approved level of workplace stress. Look at the picture attached. If you see 2 dolphins, everything is ok, but if you see ANYTHING else, you work too hard! Stop immediately.
If you're at work go back home, if you're home stay there ...
