I've chosen my cigar that I will smoke to celebrate the Holiday of Festivus.....now I need to decide on the what I will perform as my feat of strength. Anybody have an tall metal pole I can borrow. I've already aired my grievences over a shipment of dry 5 Vega Robusto's. Happy Festivus everyone!!!

Serenity Now!!!

Giddeup!

What the heck are you guys talking about???

Happy festivus? I thought that I was smuggling in real Cubans but now I have a house full of crepe rolling Dominicans! No festivus for me.

I am the master of my own domain.
Serenity Now!!!

????....Did I miss something?...

I do all my Festivus shopping at J. Peterman.
Yada Yada Yada!!!

I ran into an old girlfriend while Festivus shopping today. I couldn't remember her name. I knew her name sounded like a female body part. And it wasn't Mulva.
It finally came to me: Delores. Happy Festivus everyone!!

Jerry Seinfeld.What do I win?

Call Art Vandilea....he'll inform you.

God how I hate Seinfeld...