Don't forget about the TREASURE either...
The Gold, diamonds, rubys and the doubloons, MY GOD, boys... the doubloons !!
We don't have to bathe and we can drink all day and night... ya know, "Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum"..
We even have our OWN ride at Disney World !!!
Best of all... We get to say Arrrrrrrrgggghhhh !!!
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PS... I hope I can remember where the map is so I can find that F'n treasure...