smithbw
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Friday, March 14, 2003 9:00:00 AM
An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women."

The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

divnmyk
Friday, March 14, 2003 9:55:00 AM
Rode a horse all my life and was never called a cowboy...
Lowman
Friday, March 14, 2003 10:24:00 AM
You didn't ride a cow, now, did you... They should have called you Horseboy.

BWAHAHAHA

divnmyk
Friday, March 14, 2003 11:25:00 AM
I've been called THAT.

hehehe.

M

jd1
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Friday, March 14, 2003 12:31:00 PM
..sh#$! I'm a lesbian too! I knew it....
smithbw
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Friday, March 14, 2003 6:51:00 PM
That is what I told my wife when she got in from work...I did it real serious too. You know sit down I got something that we need to talk about...

She rolled on the floor 🙂

Regards,

B

Tobasco
Friday, March 14, 2003 8:29:00 PM
smithbw, Thats a funny story! Hehe! Keep um coming!

Mag

rayder1
Saturday, March 15, 2003 7:16:00 AM
I have 4 horses, umpteen pair of boots and spurs, 2 trailers, an SUV and a motorhome to tow them all over the state, 7 saddles, 10 headstalls, 6 halters, and a ton of feed and tack.

All they ever call me is "broke".

SteveS
Saturday, March 15, 2003 7:42:00 PM
Threadjack for Rayder ...

A little girl from the inner city goes with her class to a petting zoo ... there, she sees animals she's never seen before ... zookeeper tells the wide-eyed youngster ... "this is a sheep ... do you know what a sheep says?" ... little girl shakes her head and the zoo-keeper answers "BAAAAAA"

Next, they see a cow ... zoo-keeper says to the little girl, "and this is a cow ... do you know what a cow says?" ... little girl shakes her head and the zoo-keeper replies "MOOOOOO"

then they see a pig ... zoo-keeper says to the little girl, "oh, here's a pig ... do you know what a pig says"? ... little girl's face lights up and she says "Hey, you!!! up against the wall, legs spread and hands behind your head!!!"

end threadjack ...

rayder1
Sunday, March 16, 2003 11:43:00 AM
I think that was funny..........

;-D

Yeah..it wuz. Hee hee.

Robby
Sunday, March 16, 2003 1:02:00 PM
I'm tellin it at work tomorrow! (discretely...)