Ex-Girl Friend sucked me dry of all my extra cigar money. Will trade her for a couple of bad frogs, some rangoon petit coronas or a pimpstick. Hell...a half smoked swisher sweet and she's yours!

Need pictures first... Don't want to throw away any of my swishers 😉 LOL

Interested in deal, let's talk....

e-mail me at: LMFAO @ you . com

Low

Is that all she sucked dry????
If so no deal
Homebrew

On second thought... naw, my swishers are worth more to me. Even half smoked. Besides, what would my gf say if I said I traded some cigars fo rher.

Low...e-mail sent.

Just kidding 😉

email received...

Here's my offer:

1 Bad Frog (chewed on but not lit)
1 Lone Wolf (a little dry and crunchy)
3 burnt matches (C-Bid's of course)

Deal???

Low

Low's offering matches!!! Must be really worth it 🙂

KC

Did she come with a warranty? that's why I never throw away my receipts.

choner

Is her sucker still functional? Is this trade warenteed? If her sucking sucks, can we send her back?

if it Fly Floats or F**ks its cheaper to Rent it!!!!

If it has T*Ts or Tires there's going to be Trouble!!!!!


Another rule of thumb I lived by
Curb Sex: Meet em in a Bar... Bang em in the Car... drop em off at the next corner, Cuz you don't wanna take em home to meet ya Mamma!!!!!!

But I tossed all them Rules out the Window and got remarried!!!!!

Hog

1 Bad Frog........ 25¢

1 Lone Wolf....... 50¢

3 burnt matches... 1¢

Look on titlerep's ex-girlfriend's face when she reads this... PRICELESS...

Low

Does she have a Bass boat? On second thought, she would only trash my humidor while I was on the water.



never mind.

Hey, I heard she's a midget with a flat head and no teeth! This.. Could... Work!

Can you do this twice?