In Baghdad, Saddam's personal physician called a meeting of all twenty-four
of the Saddam look-alikes.
"Men, I've got some good news and I've got some bad news."
The twenty-four mustached men sat quietly, awaiting the physician to continue.
"The good news is that Saddam is still alive." Twenty-four men stood up as one and cheered.
"The bad new is ... he's lost an arm."
