Cello off when you smoke.
BTW, you have specific questions, might be a good idea to provide them or you'll likely get jokes. Try the search function for any specific issues, too, like humidity, storage, etc. There is a wealth of info. on many topics here, and a little searching will improve your knowledge with no waiting and no joking.
BTW, if you're totally adverse to smart arses, you've come to the wrong place.
One last piece of advice, change your handle to a name or something other than your email address. If you don't, you'll understand why I suggested that in a short while.
