46 yaers and I have been smoking cigars Since '76. I started as way to irritate the cigarette smokers in my unit as they make me sick. Got to liking it. cj

It ends just like that? Where's the fun in that!
Here, I'll start it up again.
Barry (BMW), I think you look stupid with that hair and you smell like birds! I drive by a church so that makes me better than you.

Oh Yah! Well at least I have hair, my birds have bigger peckers thatn you and I built the darn church!

Barry

Yeah! Well it's crooked!

That's 'cause I was watching you drive by! You could've helped.

Barry

I was too busy being better than you!

This from a guy that chases coyotes in the middle of the night wearing nothing but a pair of varnish stained socks. At least I have sense enough to wear clean socks just in case there's an accident.

Barry

You wouldn't know about chasing coyotes even if one came up and said "Tag your it". Damn bird smelling, crooked church building, too much hair having, FREAK!

Oh go grow some hair! Now you've resorted to name calling huh? Well I may just have to leave the board and come back and leave and come back and leave and ..........wait, that's been done!

Barry

Now that's a low blow. You know I lost my hair in a church building accident when I was younger. You really hit a nerve with that one.

You may have everyone else fooled but I know that you were born 30 yrs old, bald, smoking a cigar and the only time you went to church was when they had a Bazarr and you thought it was a sex show.

Barry

So it wasn't a sex show, live and learn. By the way, you had a nice "Bird Porn" booth there didn't you!

I may have had a Bird Porn Booth but you were the only PeckerHead there.

Ok, Ok, I'm sorry. I'm a good person and I apologize. I shouldn't be calling you names and making fun of your looks.

(Now I'm a better person than you)

Barry

Apolgize away, I still wanna rip your head off and shove parakeets down your neck!
Peckerhead, I never!

I'm hurt. I was born to a poor family on the river banks in Alabama. We were so poor that if we didn't catch nothing to eat, we ate river bottom mud. All my brothers grew up to be heroin addicts, father rapers and such. My sisters, well, I didn't have any sisters but if I did they would've probably been whores.

I'm just trying to have a good time here and smoke some cigars and you have to come here and make fun of me. I'm a better person than you and I don't have to step down to your level.

Barry

Whatiya mean you don't have to step down to my level? It's fun down here. I got no tolerance, I'm honery, I scare people, hell, I chase coyotes! What could be funner!
Besides, the mud you ate was good for you, plenty of minerals, like, sulphur!
I'm going to smoke now. You should too.
God loves you, but I don't.

You know, come to think about it, you remind me of Yosemite Sam without hair. I Mean that in the nicest way. Going to smoke now too. I'll fight with you some more when I hate you tomorrow.

Barry

Yea well you're a....Hey! Where'd he go!

Hey, I had to get some sleep so I could go to church this morning so I could be better than you. I went to the services at KPFT, your old church, and they said they didn't know you! They did say that someone short, bald, honery guy smoking a cigar kept driving by and making faces. I defended you. I told them that's way One eyed, Slope Headed, Mudcat Johnson looks.

Barry

Congrats!

I believe this would be the longest two way thread of all time..

** oh- by the way I'm 36 smokin for bout 4 years and
I'm working on losing my hair...

Sooo.. Blaaaaat Barry !!