I have an idea chipslave, hire a few bloodhounds, go home and bust out you stash of good smokes and begin to smoke one after the other, right infront of the dogs.
Let them get the feeling of a real herf, let them hunger for those premium smokes, PAM's, Opus......etc
Then tell them, boys find the box pass......
I'm sure this will work..........LMAO

mailman came and went... no package. I am getting worried sick over the whereabouts of this package. I hope that our tracer locates it soon. Until then, I will continue to cruch away on my Tums...

Man, oh man. This stress is killer. I'm with you on the tums. Only I'm on the liquid type.
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

Ok, guys. Prayer rally at my place tomorrow night. I want to see everyone there. Jay, bring your guitar and play kumbaya for us...

Don't feel bad, Dave. There's nothing anyone did wrong and there's nothing any of us can do. I just hope the SOB at the post office who swiped our box is enjoying all of our prized treasures, may he rot in hell....

... no, I'm not bitter....

You know what? I have half a mind to start another one if this thing doesn't turn up - and send it UPS! Ha! That will teach them!!!

EMOTR UPS Box Pass...

Hmmm...has a ring to it...

RasDas

Joe

Ethan,
I'll bring a Buddhist Monk tonight. We might also need a Rabbi, a Priest, and any other religious leader that will help us through these tough times.

I really hope the box is okay, but if it was one of those no good postal carriers, then i have no pity for them if they smoke one of those lone wolfs and get sick from it.

Also Ethan, if you do another box pass, I can help you out with some sticks. Let me know.

keep smokin,
choner

what choner said!

Personally...I'm done with praying!


I'm going to sacrifice my mailman!



I want a 1926! Is there anything wrong with that!

DMV, that's another thing that makes me sick - I thought it would be fun to let everyone drool over the 1926 and make you suffer in anticipation, but now it's gone! I should have just mailed it to you!!!

: (

Don't sweat it...I was just trying to inject a little humor into a pretty bad situation.


I have faith that it'll turn up.

AlThor,
I have faith, that the box, will turn up. The cigars may need some rest time at chipslaves, to recover, but it will be ok. It better be anyway.
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

I'm with DMV...when i see my postman, i'm going to smack him 'till he confesses who has EMOTR Box Pass....

RasDas

Joe

My postman thinks I am crazy... I stalk him when he gets close to my building. I think he knows I peek out of the window watching him put mail into our slot...

I want to run out there and scream "gimme that damn EMOTR box and no one will get hurt"! If I see him smoking a cigar on his route he will get a biatch slap!

Yes,
the local Postmistress, gets nervous, when I come in to get my mail. After all the help she gave me, getting the trace started, she still see's, what she describes as a homicidal gleam in my eye. I have assured her, that it has nothing to do with her, as I know she had nothing to do with the missing box. I explained, to her, that it has more to do with, a sense of loss, than homicide, thought if I could get my hands, on whoever misdirected the box, that may be different. LOL
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

Not sure if you guys want to keep getting the daily play by play but mailman came and went today with no box pass 😞

Ok, since we got a few responses from people saying they've had packages take 2 weeks, lets see if something happens by this Friday. If not, I'm going to abandon all hope and just wait for the 30 days (is that right?) and then collect the insurance. I'll get with tonester and split it up evenly and then decide if I can get enough gars and enough perseverance to try to finish it. I think the insurance was a little low to be able to get the box back to where it was when it left Homebrew and obviously we can't replace all the great misc. stuff which was in there (sucks) but we'll just do our best. No piece of crap postal service is going to keep me down!

(yes, I'll still cry myself to sleep every night...)

I'm not even in the pass and this pisses me off! On a lighter note, I was walking past the main USPS hub here in Chicago yesterday after work. It's something like 20 stories tall and takes up an entire city block. I have to walk past it everyday to get to the train. Anywho, I noticed a UPS truck sitting in front of the building. I thouht...wouldn't that be a funny picture. As I got closer, the there were THREE UPS trucks all delivering USPS supplies into the building. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!! They wont even use their own people to deliver their packages. I saw this with my own eyes and I just started laughing out loud! The UPS driver looked over at me and knew exactly what I was laughting at. Go figure 🙂

KC

Hey AlThor,
If by some chance, the box never surfaces, I will take care of the underinsurance, and send some superpremiums your way, to make up the difference. After looking at the guidelines, for collecting the insurance, I will have to get with my local tobacconist, and get him to certify that the contents were worth at least $250, since there are no bill of sale on the contents.
But for now, I am keeping the faith. Another thing that has me worried though, are cigars prohibited items?? I listed the contents, as collectables, because I was told they were prohibited.
May have to come up with a plan B for collecting insurance.
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

I just did a quick search and all I could come up with was tobacco seeds and tobacco plants are restricted items. It said nothing about cigars or cigarettes.

KC

Ethan... I will send you out some super premiums as well if this turns out to be a bust. I will be going to Canada some time in the near future and will make sure you are well taken care of...

This just plain sucks!