Muhammad

Q. Do the human-bombers receive 72 virgins when they come down to you?

A. Well JonR hmmm.. er.. well not really, however we do have a 12 year old male camel that we let them take a poke at from time to time, it sorta reminds them of home.

^ heeheehee

Oh, I've got lots of questions for the Lord; some answers I already know, many I don't. But there will be plenty of time...

Question to God: What came first the chicken or the egg?

Answer: Chicken.

The question would be to Elizebeth Short, The fabled Black Dahlia...most famous unsolved murder in Los Angeles....

Q- "Betty, who killed you?"

A- ????? This is what makes this murder so famous, no answer, and probably never will be one.

Charlie

LOL at #21

Charlie

The creator of the universe.

Q: "What is the meaning of all this?"

A: "Meaning? Why does it have to mean anything?"

Who: Jefferson Davis and the Southern Fire-eaters in 1861.

Q: Do you really think you can win this upcoming war?
You are outnumbered 2.5 to 1. And many of them slaves. YOu sure this is a good idea?

A: (A cold stare)

^ #28,

Damn good Constitutionalism/civil War History/Study...

we need to herf someday!

Hog

1)Frank Zappa

2)Wheres my beer?

3)with Big Titty Chrissy

Person: USAHog1
Question: Can we one day shake hands again and call it peace?
Answer: ??????

How's bout when Hell Freezes over James?

I'm always at peace... you should try it someday!

I view you as this:



Course you might have "Love In Korea"? depends on the wallet eh`James?

your's and my (friendly) debates went out the window when you pulled your skinhead **** a year so back!

The trust factor! (you've been back stiring **** as a different username how many times?? (a Joke) not what I said, but what a pitiful life you live Jimmy...

You'll have to catch up... you owe a billion or more hail mary's, as much as you've walked on water and spit in Jesus face on this forum alone.. you'll have to drown yourself at least (IMO) 350 times... but then again, when you turn away from God and then Blasphemy is name as much as you have?

IMO, even if you did all the above... you'd be lucky if you were given a second shot at Heaven... you're two busy chasing it here on Earth!

But, I Am only human and cannot answer for Jesus Christ My Lord and Savior!

That Call is All Yours!

Hog

^Actually, most Christian religions would say that is he asked for forgiveness and accepted the Lord into his life, he would be in regardless of his past.

^ to an extent HD...

A Man (parphrased) Women included, can lose the Holyness of the Kingdom of Heaven... it is written in our Bibles of today... in many scripture That Jesus Christ outlines it more times over...

I'm not going to give you refrences.. I can't, not that good at remembering by each verse...

But as I said before, I'm a far cry from a saint myself... I consider myself a "Christian Under Construction"

A Fellow BOTL good friend of mine just discussed with me...he feel's he will be lucky to make to make it into Heaven as a Janitor and would feel Honored if the Lord allowed him in at that level.. I Said Ditto, Same Here!...

NEVER Follow the messinger... Always Follow the Message!

Hog

I’mma thinkin’ No for Adam. Eve wouldn’t have a belly button either. 🤔

Person: Shana

Question: What happened to picture posts

Answer: ban

Salma Hayek
Q: Wanna bump uglies?
A: Mines not ugly

Damn it Dan 🤣🤣

Someone is nostalgic lately...👍👍👍😁😁😁

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