Pineapple is a fruit. While delicious by itself, it f***ing ruins a pizza.

Italian sausage is very good. Bacon is better. But I can sit in front of the TV and slice off pieces of pepperoni and chow down. Can't do that with sausage or bacon.

Game. Set. Match. Pepperoni.

Oh yeah... its cousin, salami, pretty much rules, too.

I think dapperdan is gonna make me dig holes weekend after next, tho.

He said somethin' 'bout growin' some tamaters. I gots'ta help, but I'm sure there will be beers.

You can remodel my kitchen while you're here. I'm thinking granite.