I had to zoom in 🙂 These babies are toothy!

Mmmmmmmmmm, toothy..... aaaargggggghhhhhh

Get that Bucanero arrgghhh crap outta here mystery man! These are PAMS! Apples and oranges my friend.

Someone must not be very familiar with the Simpsons, the holy grail of American culture! I feel for you...



What Pizza!?!

Purples a fruit

Tastes like burning

The Leprechaun tells me to burn things....

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

Mrs. Krabople and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby smiled at me...

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

MMmmmMm...Forbidden donut...

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.

Okay, folks, show's over. Nothing to see here, show's- Oh my God! A horrible plane crash! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around. Crowd around. Don't be shy. Crowd around.

Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

Marge, quick, how many kids do we have have? No time, I'll just estimate. 9!

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.