Sonny_LSU
22 years ago
To Whom It May Concern:

Please send me (Sonny_LSU) a gift of free super-premium cigars. Based upon your gift, the following will happen:

0 cigars sent - spontaneuos combustion
1-2 cigars sent - you'll recieve a prompt "Ata boy!"
2-5 cigars sent - just put $5 in your nearest video crack machine and you're guaranteed* to double your money.
5-10 cigars sent - you are guaranteed* at least 3 matching numbers on the next powerball.
10+ cigars sent - you will be given a chance to finally win the coveted PIF by my quick hand stepping aside!


Thank you for your support in this matter.

Sincerely,


Sonny



* - any and all guarantees are fictional and are for entertainment purposes only.

usahog
22 years ago
LMAO@ Sonny!!!!!
rasdas
22 years ago
Hahahaa....this is too funny...

Especially since we know Sonny wins the PIF's the first day he is eligible again...

Stories will be told about the quickest "Counter-Poster" in C-bid history...Sonny_LSU...

RasDas

Joe
Sonny_LSU
22 years ago
sniff....
sniff...

"I'm just a poor boy from a poor family."

chorus

.......
usahog
22 years ago
he's just a poor boy... from a poor family...daa do daa do...

Hog
KNOF
22 years ago
If I send 2 cigars, which category does that put me in?
If I send 5 cigars, which category does that, put me in, heheheeee.

Knof
chuckler
22 years ago
MISS MILLA, would not let him go..

LET HIM GO...

...


PT 😉
Sonny_LSU
22 years ago
mmmmmm.....KNOF, you caught that.....

NOW, SEND ME CIGARS!!!!!!!!
Sonny_LSU
22 years ago
....LET HIM GO!!!!
Cavallo
22 years ago
BISMILAH! noooooooooo! we will not let him go!
coma-one
22 years ago
Hey Sonny, what cha talkin' about, I've already won your PIF!!!!

Don't be backing out of the deal, or I'll hafta ............



LOL


Sonny_LSU
22 years ago
mmmmmmmm.......your PIF "may" go out today.......
coma-one
22 years ago
"may" ?????
Tha's like like 4 months away, whacha mean may???


LOL
usahog
22 years ago
Heyyyyy I cought that also??? Queen

Damn I guess my singing sucks LMAO!!!!!

Hog
Cavallo
22 years ago
don't be shy, hog. step on up to the karaoke mike!

BE-EEEEEEEEEEL-ZE BUB has a stogie put aside

for yoooooooou
for yooooouuu
for YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

*jam out guitars*

antonio

p.s. anyone sending you sticks yet, mister no-smokes?
Sonny_LSU
22 years ago
...no....sniff....sniff..........
gorob23
22 years ago
Sonny I think your gonna be ok when You get my tarde package. treid to make it fit for #1 🙂
bassdude
22 years ago
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh baby-can’t do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-


and smoke a fat one.
Sonny_LSU
22 years ago
Rob Rob Rob.........now I owe you.......bonus PSD4......you sir are a gentleman!
bassdude
22 years ago
Too late,my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Body’s aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody-I’ve got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-
Mama ooo- (any way the wind blows)
I don’t want to die,
I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all-
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