All right......
Here it is. I have spent my whole night staring at a crystal ball and asking it for the answers, now the following answers, the words that I'm about to speak is what is the truth and nothing but the truth, so stop lieing to yourself and accept them , belive it or not it is what it is and that is!!! afterall a crystall ball can never be wrong.
The shiny ol ball told me that you're first born will be a male!! which we all hope would get the mother's good looks and inherit nothing from the father, as we all know ol' Ethan is not exactly good looking(unless Herman monster is your idea of good looking)!!!
Second, the smoke you burnt, well the ball was not too clear since all I saw was smoke, a thick white cloud of smoke, I could not make out the band but it was a robusto, no wait, a torpedo, DAMN this ball!! I should have polished it before asking the question, I wold have to say it was an ISOM!!!
The third, well we all know 1Kin 4:31 no need to ask the stupid ball!!
And lastly, oh yes the sport. Well being that you love the ND Fighting Irish, I thought fer sure collega ball, but the crystall ball revealed otherwise. I saw Ethan in the ball, and then he smoled....OH, no.... he was mising his two fron teeth. What is this mean, could it be?? It is be, he's a.....HOCKEY FAN!!!
There those are not only my guesses but the answers by the 'CRYSTAL BALL' .....(echoe)....
CYA