.

so that's what a pulse feels like . .

Too easy!! Funny though

Ha-Ha-Ha...
Johnnie, I dress left-- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, there you go!
You're next, my love.
Ha-Ha-Ha...

"I still think that sleeping with Theresa is a tougher way to make a buck then chasing ambulances"

kerry to edwards: "and i thought my wife was ugly".

Kiss me, you fool.

My John, you have sexy earlobes!!

Well John, right back at you!!

DD

You need a breath mint!
No, YOU do!
No I don't!
Yes you do!

Is that a little Heinz residue I smell on your breath?

Kiss me now or loose me forever!

K to E: "your such an idiot. Once Hillary, Jesse and Dean turned me down, you were the only fool left in Washington willing to run with me. ...... And you thought you were my first choice. Gotcha !!!!"

KV

"That was "B" as in Billions. Did you think I said Millions?"

KV

Happy vampires looking for snacks?

"My teeth are way more yellow than yours, no mine are!!!!!

"John, I am sorry, but I have changed my mind........I am going to go with Michael Moore for VP"!

Charlie

"Theresa may be ugly, but she has got over 6 billion dollars and I can have a lot of fun with that money"

C

Dude!

that's funny, I'm on the pill too......

that's funny, I'm on the pill too......