Operation: Noob on Noob Violence - You've Been Noobed!
Well, fortunately or unfortunately, I've been tasked with this new bomb/trade shindig. These new noobs (Ultra-noobs as I like to call them - I have to differentiate them from myself) are all over the map. They have no organization and are slinging bombs everywhere. They could get themselves into trouble. Some already have. I felt I needed to step in...
So, here are the "official" rules:
We need a minimum of 10 people. No more than 20. We can always expand if there is sufficient interest. Because most of you are noobs, there is no need for anyone to vouch for anyone. If someone ends up not coming through and not sending sticks, I will personally rectify the situation. Post here AND send me an e-mail if you want to participate. Put "OpNONV" in the subject line of the e-mail so that my spam filter does not catch it. Because you are noobs and PROBABLY dont have a huge selection, part of the deal is that you have no say over what you get. There will be some rules about this below.
- Packages/bombs can be launched as soon as you have your target. You MUST ship your package NO LATER THAN December 6th. This will give you a week or so to put your bomb together. When you ship your package, you can e-mail me any conf # and I'll let your person know that the package is on the way.
Rules:
1)Must send bomb by December 6th.
2)Must send your info to me by November 22nd, 2008.
3)Match up will be sent to you by November 23rd, 2008
4)Contents
a) bomb must consist of between 10-20 smokes. No more, no less. Any sticks more than 20 will be required to ship to the troops.
b) bomb MUST have a bottle of local "sauce". This can be anything liquid that is local. Alcohol, hot sauce, BBQ sauce, Maple syrup, etc. If you make something personally, throw that in. Several people here make jams, jellys, syrups, etc.
c) bomb must have something from you that holds some sort of meaning to you. If you are a guitarist, throw in a pick. If you are a woodworker, throw in a knife. If you are in the military, throw in something from the military. THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SOMETHING EXPENSIVE. This is just something for you to "personalize" your bomb.
5)Put in a hint so the recipient can try to guess who his/her bomber is.
6)Have Fun!!!
Want to play? Post here and send me an e-mail with your info.
(edit - email no longer valid)
BTW, this is for noobs only. I am the decision maker as to whether you are a noob or not. If you've been a vet in the noob trade, you aren't a noob. If your name is Tucker, you aren't a noob. Etc. Etc.
Let's make this initial bombing game a blast!
Edited by user
13 years ago |
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