I apologize for the horror inflicted on the United States by the revelation of torture of prisoners in
Iraq prisons! I never realized that the Geneva Convention was not a drunken stumble of salesmen
in Switzerland!

I apologize for not firing Donald Rumsfeld for being the most incompetent Defense Secretary of all time!

I apologize for not dropping ****** Cheney from my election ticket. He was obsessed with invading Iraq for years, and used lies, and political blackmail to carry out our failed foreign policy. He is not fit to lead!

I apologize to my God for using him as an excuse for all of my actions, when in fact it is just my lack of intelligence, and me acting out my Oedipus complex. I am not half the man my father is, and he's not that hot to begin with!

I apologize for building up the U.S. debt to such an extent that our children will be facing a bleak future as citizens of a third world debtor nation for decades to come! All so my fellow Skull & Boners will think that I'm really cool, and thank me for pumping up their portfolios!

I apologize for lying about the reasons I went to war in Iraq, and that I siphoned billions of dollars and thousands of military troops from the fight against terrorism. I know we should have concentrated on Afghanistan, but we really used all this 9/11 stuff so we could take over Iraq, something I've always wanted to do!

I apologize for weakening the Constitution, and harming the Bill of Rights. I thought forsaking a
little freedom for safety would be the way to go, but as it turned out, we have neither! But we did put the fear of God in those liberal news media guys!

I apologize for stealing the election in 2004. Using the Supreme Court in such a way is an act o treason! But what good is power if you don't use it!

I apologize for letting my associates disclose the name of an undercover CIA agent. I realize that
a number of people may have lost their lives because of that, but Karl Rove said it would send a message! Maybe I should have sent a letter instead!

I apologize to the 9/11 families for not acting on the information I received in the months before the tragic occurrence. We realized that the terrorists would hijack aircraft, but not use them as they did. We figured that a few hundred people would die, either by being blown up, shot, or as a result of a crash, not too high a price to pay for a good excuse to go and invade Iraq. Boy did they over achieve!

I apologize to all the valiant solders, sailors, and airmen whos funeerals I never attended. I know a real President would have gone to a few, but in an election year, it would have been very inconvenient. Also, as a war President, it may have just made me look like a BAD war President!

And finally, I apologize for not really apologizing!



"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
-- Theodore Roosevelt

You're wasting your time rick, all this babble you're putting up just for a big disappointment in November.
...Just speaking the truth.

Interesting picture, how his head fits the presidential seal.

Both sides have huge blemishes, but trying to make the Dems look clean compared to Reps is putting your queen in place with no where to go.

Vote for Bush!

and what will Rick do IF Kerry gets elected and it just gets worse?

and what will Rick do IF Kerry gets elected and it just gets worse?

Another hopeless Democrat...A true liberal who blindly believes guys like Michael Moore, and Dan Rather. Who swoons over his candidate and sub-consciously puffs out his chest knowing he's in the same company as extreme-left Hollywood A-listers like Ben Affleck, and Big Media "reporters" like Peter Jennings.

Run along little sheep. Your lemming-like flock is waiting!

Craig

Peter Jennings is Canadian, unlike others in the list you state.

Just an FYI...

Peter Jennings is Canadian, unlike others in the list you state.

Just an FYI...

I'm just amazed by the revelation that GWB wants to have sex with Barbara and kill GHWB - unless of course you mean something else by "Oedipus complex". It was always my impression that he gets along with both parents fairly well (in a purely non-sexual way, of course).

On the other hand, Oedipus didn't exactly have the complex that was named after him, either. Sure, he did kill his father and sleep with his mother, but he didn't know their relationship to him at the time.

rick, you owe all the members of C-Bid an apology just for being you, a little pimple of a man ( and I use the term "man" loosely ), who posts cut and paste and runs away to play with his blow-up dolls. LOL

JonR

Well said JonR.

I generally keep pretty quiet on the political posts, but this one is just drivel.
Rick, you've got to be dizzy from all the spin.

Rick, it would be better if you learned to speak and think for yourself, and try not to believe everything you read. Maybe some counseling might help.

Best Regards.
Ray

Why not let the guy say what he wants, and if he disagrees, ignore it? I come on here looking for fun conversations, and all I see is political bickering. Obviously this board is dominated by Republicans....but don't slaughter the Democrats just for saying their piece. Maybe Rick is a bit of an instigator, I haven't been around long enough to know. But those are some harsh words on his part (though I assume it's a message he cut and pasted) and harsh words directed towards him by the Cbid members. Live and let live.

see hat I kinda like dat...

bust,

What you will soon learn and see is (and this comes from both sides) a post such as this from the "liberal" side in which the "conservative" side will rip into the poster for their lack of taste, decorum, education, brains, etc, etc. But then minutes later you will see the same type of post from the "conservative" side which is than attacked in kind by the "liberal" side. It's actually kind of funny.

bust,

What you will soon learn and see is (and this comes from both sides) a post such as this from the "liberal" side in which the "conservative" side will rip into the poster for their lack of taste, decorum, education, brains, etc, etc. But then minutes later you will see the same type of post from the "conservative" side which is than attacked in kind by the "liberal" side. It's actually kind of funny.

And you will also see many double posts. Doh!!!

WTG Rick,Keep it up. Gotta keep them con-pimples babbling amongst themselves,LOL. X