cigarman692900
Monday, December 22, 2008 11:09:00 PM
What is the speed of dark???????

:O)~~~~~~~

JadeRose
Tuesday, December 23, 2008 1:30:00 AM
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wvwa34
Tuesday, December 23, 2008 2:43:00 AM
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NiteOwl
Tuesday, December 23, 2008 2:53:00 AM
The speed of dark is exponentially dependent on your latitude, attitude & longitude, coupled with the inverse square root of a robusto ring gauge at the equator. Typically opposite of the speed of light, also dependent mainly on how fast one can get up and flip the light switch. Hope this helps.
ddandb
Tuesday, December 23, 2008 3:16:00 AM
Darkness moves at the same speed as light, and it meets the laws of motion in that Darkness is the equal and opposite reaction for the action of the movement of light.

herfsnipe
Tuesday, December 23, 2008 8:14:00 AM
How about let's give it a try...

As soon as IUROX reaches the moon this Christmas, have him turn off his flashlight and we'll time it...

Bamatats
Tuesday, December 23, 2008 8:26:00 AM
Depends on how quick you can turn off the light switch.You know beuty is also just a light switch away
fishinguitarman
Tuesday, December 23, 2008 8:31:00 AM
1) "Theory 1: Darkness does not move, it is always present, and light is layed on top of it. (As an analogy, consider a table as being darkness, a tablecloth as being light: when you pull the tablecloth off, the table itself (darkness) doesn't move).

Theory 2: Darkness moves at the same speed as light, and it meets the laws of motion in that Darkness is the equal and opposite reaction for the action of the movement of light.

Theory 3: A man stands at the doorway of his bedroom, attired in boxer shorts and a sleeveless undershirt. One hundred times in a row, he turns off the light switch and dashes for the bed. How many times does he see himself land under the covers? Zero. There isn't any light there. Obviously dark got there quicker than light. Ergo:

Let " d" equal the speed of dark

d = SQRT( e/m ) + 1

surfish1961
Tuesday, December 23, 2008 8:35:00 AM
NINE!!!!!!!!!
8trackdisco
Tuesday, December 23, 2008 8:41:00 AM
Re #8

FGM found Google!

fishinguitarman
Tuesday, December 23, 2008 8:44:00 AM
HA! All that is from my brilliant mind!
8trackdisco
Tuesday, December 23, 2008 8:45:00 AM
Puh-leeeeeeze!
jimmy@ctconnect.com
Tuesday, December 23, 2008 9:33:00 AM
... sorry ... but Darkness travels FASTER than the speed of light ...

... proof you ask? Well, consider this, before you turn on the flashlight, darkness is already there... and regardless of how fast light travels ... well, darkness is always in front of it ... otherwise there would be no such thing as the speed of Light, which is measured solely against the speed of Darkness which is shown to be way faster than the speed of light as light can never catch up to darkness.

- unless of course Darkness is merely a constant state in which case it would not travel at all ...

- but we have black holes that actually absorb light and can even bend a light wave ... which may indicate that darkness travels in the revers opposite of light ... but that couldn't be because then light would not move at all as it would be met at a standstill with darkness ...

... however ... then we ...... 🙂

neopuritan
Tuesday, December 23, 2008 9:42:00 AM
1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

3 And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

--Gen. 1:1-5

Actually, Jimmy, you are not far off the mark. Light must always be progenerated in the preexistent estate of darkness. This is by Design.

ScottHar
Tuesday, December 23, 2008 9:42:00 AM
^re 13: Someone got a bong for Christmas!

ScottHar

Bluedevil
Tuesday, December 23, 2008 9:49:00 AM
Damn,

I had no idea there was so many brains on these forums!!

edsbar60
Tuesday, December 23, 2008 9:54:00 AM
98.2%
marc palanzo
Tuesday, December 23, 2008 10:29:00 AM
Darkness does not move, as previously stated. Darkness is simply the absence of light.
ScottHar
Tuesday, December 23, 2008 10:32:00 AM
^Racist.

[KIDDING, people, "lighten" up!]

ScottHar

n00b
Tuesday, December 23, 2008 11:34:00 AM
dark = 0 mph.