jimmy@ctconnect.com
Wednesday, January 7, 2009 4:41:00 AM
... eh ... couple of more pain pills ... give it a day or two ... maybe a week ...

... but just seeing her lying on the couch with her own ice pack just seems to make me laugh ...

... and you know she'll tell her girlfriends ...

tonester666
Wednesday, January 7, 2009 5:27:00 AM
Quite entertaining - for those of us that did not experience it.
topper7788
Wednesday, January 7, 2009 5:39:00 AM
Jimmy,

I hate to mention this, and it's a little late now, but for "recreational use" you should have only taken 1/2 !!!!

Funny story though!

HockeyDad
Wednesday, January 7, 2009 6:08:00 AM
At least you can say "Mission Accomplished!"

Make a banner or something for the living room.

MACS
Wednesday, January 7, 2009 10:25:00 AM
Sorry Jimmy.

I couldn't resist. But lets be fair... If I posted that story, you'd have done the same to me.

seaborn
Wednesday, January 7, 2009 10:39:00 AM
Dude, if your ****** works, you're only supposed to take half the pill and give your wife the other half.

Blue pills only.

DrafterX
Wednesday, January 7, 2009 10:45:00 AM
25. Author: MACS

If I posted that story, you'd have done the same to me.

^ uhhhh...... nevermind....

bluwater
Wednesday, January 7, 2009 10:47:00 AM
Next time let her take the pill.... It's supposed to work on them too...
jimmy@ctconnect.com
Wednesday, January 7, 2009 11:43:00 AM
... next time hell ... this little bastid earned himself a purple heart last night ...

... no mo fo sho ... never again ...

... I, through my own stupidity, placed myself in standing with a bunch of other dumb@sses that have done this before as well ...

... but seriously, you're thinking to yourself ... "how bad can this really be" ... it does seem all innocent enough ... at first ...

big chief
Wednesday, January 7, 2009 12:03:00 PM
Next time, put on Chile Power Beads and take whole bottle!
jimmy@ctconnect.com
Wednesday, January 7, 2009 12:11:00 PM
^... freak injun drink much fire water long time ...
jimmy@ctconnect.com
Wednesday, January 7, 2009 12:11:00 PM
(only had one pill ... whole bottle would probably kill you ...)
big chief
Wednesday, January 7, 2009 12:28:00 PM
^ or the female...
beanasdad
Wednesday, January 7, 2009 12:43:00 PM
... just gave me a dirty look and said that her fajita was off-limits ...

I WIN !!!

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ROTFLMAOPIMP...

and to think, I thought twice about opening this thread!

marc palanzo
Wednesday, January 7, 2009 1:53:00 PM
At least it will keep you from rolling out of bed. Kinda like a kickstand.
8trackdisco
Wednesday, January 7, 2009 2:03:00 PM
WHERE does a guy start on THIS thread?

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My cousin said when he was in college, they had Viagra parties. I'd hate to be left high and dry trying to beat the Blue Meanie down.

How old are you Jimmy?

Did you have to take the needle directly into your Jimmy, Jimmy? Someplace else in the area?

jimmy@ctconnect.com
Thursday, January 8, 2009 2:45:00 AM
Re: #36

8/ ... I'm barely 41 ... the 'needle" was post pill experimentation .... and well, it goes right where you think it should ... it targets that bloood vessel (valves) in a perticular region and makes them relax and dilate so that things go back down to where they were just prior to becoming stupid ...

... no permenant effects though ... no worries ...

... hell, I'll probably try to do this again sometime ... if I can tolerate the laughing and such afterwars ...

... but I will take the advice of others and only take 'half' if I ever manage to get ahold of any more ... not sure if my wife would agree with another night that virtually rewrote the book on the kumasatra ... made that crap look like the basics ... Ghandi (or whomever) didn't know what he was talking about ...

... as things 'improve' - heal - and I get used to the teasing ... well, it's more or less becoming bragging rights because now all of Mrs. Jimmy's girlfriends have heard her story ... and of course, now their husbands are expected to pull an all-nighter ... just for the fun of it ....

... if I had to honestly answer ... well, I'll probably do it again ... 🙂

jimmy@ctconnect.com
Thursday, January 8, 2009 3:25:00 AM
...oops... particular v. perticular - no redneck spelling intended
8trackdisco
Thursday, January 8, 2009 3:25:00 AM
41?

That would not have been my guess.

jimmy@ctconnect.com
Thursday, January 8, 2009 10:12:00 AM
... thought I was older or younger? LOL