Not talkin' about the cats grmcooper shoots. I'm talkin' 'bout the older women that feed on younger men.

What is the minimum age for a woman to be in order to be classified a Cougar?

35 or 30 with a kid who talks...

mho

40

AKA VICKY VETTE..

^NO, no, no, no, no. That's a MILF. A cougar has to be 40+. Some miles on her. Willing to buy the younger dude some drinks at the bar before taking me back to her place.

ScottHar

before taking him (this theoretical guy) back to her place.

Typo.

Really.

5 for 2. 6 for 5. 5 for deletion.

... you have to follow the rule of 5's ...

... for example, even for single women, at 5'5", she should hit the scales at most at 125lbs ... for every inch shorter, subtract 5lbs, every inch taller, add 5 lbs ... up to a maximum of course ...

... now for age, you do have to consider children ... at age 20, no problems w/o kids ... with a kid, maybe, 2 kids, problem ... at 25, still a problem, but there's a possibility ... with 3 kids and 25yrs old, ummm... no, and at 30, she's still not out of the woods with 3 kids ... with 4, no way ... when she turns 35 - she's dating material ... as the kids start moving out later one ... then you can consider more ... if she has more kids than that, forget it ... you won't win ... at 5 kids ... forget it ... at 50 forget it ...

... anything else under 18 is protected by law and everything else over 65 is protected by nature ...

'Typo'?

That's the worse misspelling of 'nympho' I've ever seen.

#7 25 or 6 to 4. Five for fighting. 2 minutes for high sticking.

Does it count if you marry her? Mrs. Pacman was over 40 when we married, and I was in my early 30s. However, we are both quite happy, and she certainly didn't marry me for my money, since I had none at the time (not that I have a whole lot now...oops, I MUST quit looking at the statements mailed by my broker...or learn to love losing 40% of my meager retirement).

jimmy,

Don't confuse Cougar with Monkey Woman. The sweet spot (one of them) for a Monkey Woman is 5'2" and 90 lbs. Also need to be flexible or at least athleticly toned.

Once they hit three digits (in weight or IQ) she can still be a MILF, Cougar, or the Sister of my Wife. But the opportunity to be a Monkey Woman has then passed.

Sorry Pacman. You are missing key components.

Unless of course she....

-Overteased her hair.

-A little too much lipstick.

-Skin tight dress.

-Cleavage and heels.

-Making moderately loud purring noises.

#12 Wow. I was in the clear until the last one.

Does it swing the vote one way or the other if she also let loose with a "meow"?

A meow is H-U-G-E.

You likely heard it just before she consumed you sexually.

Um...yeah. Well, that prolly woulda sounded a lot hotter when we first met, 14+ years ago. LOL.

BTW, best thing about cougars? The way their female friends of a similar age look at you like they're next if they get a clear shot.

Or so I've heard. Sadly, Mrs. Pacman had moved here from another state, had only been in Washington a few months. Still, I did date a couple older women when I was younger. Just never hit it off with the only one of them who had any serious coin.

I'm too old for a cougar does this make me a Ocelot ?

If you can't spot a cougar at a bar, whether you're interested or not, stay home. Trust me, if you're at a bar, they're there and on the prowl. *dryheaves

Waves,

There's a difference between a Cougar and a Sabre-Toothed Tiger.

Get onboard!

Had a 'Cougar' so to speak in Maryland.... beautiful woman.... I Got transfered back to Dallas and she got upset...told me I didn't have to work anymore and she'd take care of me if I stayed..... I left.... wonder sometimes tho...

At my age, a cougar would just about qualify for social security

A cougar is a woman 10 or more years older than the men she chases