I was searching for info. on an attorney in Hawaii when I stumbled across the following information:

Name: Cockshoot, Bruce J.

JD No.: 004907

License Status: Suspended - Non Payt

Firm: Military Law Associates

City: Swansboro

Sounds painful!

Wow, almost as good as a guy in my hometown.

Honest to God, his name is Richard Breath.

-JT

I had a client whose first name was: Dorcus!

My friend and I pranked called a guy named Harry Bush once.

#2 OMG, that is awful.

#3 My personal favorites are a tie. Ida Mae Kapoostick and George Everybodytalksabout.

#4 Yeah, as kids we once called people in the phone book whose last name was "Gay". About the third call, we got a guy who I'm guessing has been flipped chit about his name before. What he said to us scared us enough that we never made another such call.

I kept a page from the Sin Fernando Valley phone book for several years listing one Dudley P. Fudpucker.

My friend was the king of crank calls. I could never keep a straight face. We called Mr. Harry Bush and when he answered, my friend says, "Hello, is this Harry Bush?" Mr. Bush answered, "Yes it is. Who is this?" and my friend answered, "This is Harry Balls."

The funniest part was that old Mr. Bush didn't get the joke. He said, "Do I know you from somewhere?"

I knew a guy in my hometown named Richard ******.

****** ******.

Ben and Eileen Dover come to mind..

Petty Officer 3rd class Buttz.................Eaton J. Buttz.A dude I knew in Hawaii.If I remember right he was from Jersey........and no I do not know why his family was pure evil.

Ron

I forgot my best one- One of my stock broker's names is Richard Weiner.

The hotel desk clerk we had in Beijing was named: Johnson Wang.

growing up there was an old farmer up the road

Richard Head

(serious)

I've heard the joke name Richard Cranium , but this old farmer was for real!

Honest

He's cocksure to be successful.

I checked-in a guy yesterday named Glasscock . . . The former Mayor of Bangor, ME is named Woodcock . . .

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Richard Head

as kids we called him "old man Head"

Then as we got a little more manners "TAUGHT" to us it was Mr. Head.

But he did go by ****** Head !

Tough parents I'm sure ! ( boy named Sue mentality)

re 15

I went to HS with a gal whose last name was Glasscock, sometimes referred to as Crystal ******.

I can't touch that one but at Good Counsel HS we had a fella named Grape Jelly. He was totally unfazed by his name. Didn't care a wit either way.

Also, had an Asian (Taiwan?) engineer who worked at our satellite filter plant by the name of Long Wang.

There's a small grill/bar in Houston owned by Richard Head and named the same, I have taken a coupla coworkers there to try the ****** Head Special. There's also a proctologist in Houston by the name of Lipschitz, why anyone with the name would choose proctology... gotta have one helluva humor.

old VW Rabbit ad, Peter Rabbit marries woman named Bunny, and they have son they name Jack.

And of course they buy a VW Rabbit