andytv
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009 6:00:00 PM
Today, my 3yo was walking down the stairs.

The stairs are "open" but have a stair rail.

I have spent the past year teaching her to always use the rail and to be careful when walking the steps.

Nevertheless, she makes a habit of stopping half way and distracting herself with various announcements, etc.

We were going out somewhere. I was downstairs........I was putting on my watch as the kid and my wife walked down the steps.

All of a sudden the kid stumbles........her arm hung on the rail, but she swung around and ended up sliding down the steps backwards on her back.

In a blur, I rushed over to try to keep her from crashing into the post at the bottom of the steps. Before I could get there (I was ten feet away), my wife slid down the steps like a stuntwoman and grabbed her leg to stop her.

It sucked......but she was fine. My wife performed admirably. I never saw her move with such speed and agility.

The funny thing was that as soon as I saw it develop, I shouted, "OH ****!!!".

That's terrible.

"Oh ****".

I found my watch under the piano.

CigarRichieRich
Tuesday, February 24, 2009 6:14:00 PM
it is amazing what you can do when your child is in danger! I heard a story about a guy who saw his son get run over by a truck... with super human stregth the guy lifted the truck and pulled his kid out!
pabloescabar
Tuesday, February 24, 2009 6:14:00 PM
that my friend was a true Moment of Magnificence
andytv
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009 6:16:00 PM
I'm just proud that I found time for profanity.
plinytheelder
Tuesday, February 24, 2009 6:20:00 PM
"I never saw her move with such speed and agility."

Hanging with you, I find that hard to believe...

lluvia
Tuesday, February 24, 2009 6:20:00 PM
^natural reaction, andy

glad she is okay and wonder mama caught...

sometimes I think parents could leap like lemurs if we had to

best to you all

pabloescabar
Tuesday, February 24, 2009 6:22:00 PM
you should have seen me on the skate board today, Mr. down hill
jackconrad
Tuesday, February 24, 2009 9:32:00 PM
AND you call yourself a Ninja Killer !
Ram27
Wednesday, February 25, 2009 2:52:00 AM
Have to ask, ' What watch were you wearing' ?

Smashie would be interested.

Glad all is well, aren't kids great?

J.Redleg
Wednesday, February 25, 2009 3:03:00 AM
I'm glad no one got hurt.

???

How carefully did you screen your wife? I mean, did you do any background checks on her?

I'm thinking that you may be married to a Ninja!!!

chiefburg
Wednesday, February 25, 2009 4:39:00 AM
Seems she's the only true Ninja in the house . . . disgraceful - you should be ashamed!
rockmeister
Wednesday, February 25, 2009 4:56:00 AM
Glad to hear it turned out well....

so when are you having mattress tobogganing down the stairs?, I'll bring the beer.lol

drksdbubba
Wednesday, February 25, 2009 5:13:00 AM
Glad to hear everyone is ok Andy

LMAO I did the same thing only I was 30+ yrs old an buck ass naked got a rug burn so bad from sliding down the stairs I had to call in sick from work , I couldn't sit down LOL . The glass of ginger ale I had yup that went straight up in the air an of course I had to look up LOL. Gina couldn't stop laughing, took her like 20 minutes seriously to stop laughing LOL.

Again glad everyone is Ok ,aahhhhh kids they do keep you on your toes don't they .

Semper Fi Bryan (Bubba)

drksdbubba
Wednesday, February 25, 2009 5:13:00 AM
Glad to hear everyone is ok Andy

LMAO I did the same thing only I was 30+ yrs old an buck ass naked got a rug burn so bad from sliding down the stairs I had to call in sick from work , I couldn't sit down LOL . The glass of ginger ale I had yup that went straight up in the air an of course I had to look up LOL. Gina couldn't stop laughing, took her like 20 minutes seriously to stop laughing LOL.

Again glad everyone is Ok ,aahhhhh kids they do keep you on your toes don't they .

Semper Fi Bryan (Bubba)

neopuritan
Wednesday, February 25, 2009 5:16:00 AM
We love 'em, don't we...

What ever it takes... for them.

herfidore
Wednesday, February 25, 2009 6:23:00 AM
So glad the little one is ok. That's scary stuff.

Now go kiss your wife and tell her you love her.

bloody spaniard
Wednesday, February 25, 2009 11:19:00 AM
Yes, give her a Poofn'Whiff while you're at it.

(Have no idea what that means)

When my youngest was three, he tipped over a glass top table in our breakfast room. It shattered into 3 pieces & one of the largest (and heaviest) shards somehow landed on his little neck and came perilously close to decapitating him. We had to pry it off of him but all was well except for a case of nerves & gouges in the wooden floor.

The same boy fell into the corner of a table in that same room while USAHog & Tina were sitting there. This time blood spurted everywhere.

The stories we could all probably tell.

Glad yours had a happy ending, Andy.

chiefburg
Wednesday, February 25, 2009 11:25:00 AM
^ Yikes - I don't like the sound of that glass story - too close for comfort. It's a modern day miracle!!
dave97402
Wednesday, February 25, 2009 11:29:00 AM
I don't see it asked, but it begs asking......

did you ask your wife to duplicate that manuver later on in the evening? Hahaa....sorry

Glad everyone ended up ok!

bloody spaniard
Wednesday, February 25, 2009 11:44:00 AM
Chief, it really was. Like something out of the Omen with the sharp/broken edge pushing on his little neck without breaking skin.

Thank you, Lord.